World of Warcraft FPS issue please help?

OMG WOW IS THE BEST!!! I LOVE IT AND I LIVE IN MY MUMS BASEMENT! AND I HAVE AN AWESOME MANGE WARRIOR LEVEL 65 WITH A DOG COMPANION! HES AWSOME! BUT I DIGRESS I AM NOT REALLY THAT PROUD WITH MY LIFE. AT THE MOMENT AS I WRITE THIS I AM PUTTING ON A REALLY NERDY WITH A SLIGHT LISP. I AM REALLY QUITE DISSATISFIED WITH MY LIFE. I WANT SOME PUSSY. SO TOM MORROW I AM GOING TO BUY THE BIGGEST CHICK MAGNET, A FIAT 500!! YAY FIAT!!!